One day this 60-year-old guy was out on the golf course. He wasn’t a good golfer – just liked to be outdoors, getting some activity, so finding the trees wasn’t uncommon. While searching for his ball on one of the holes, he found his ball sitting next to a frog. As he bent down to improve his lie, the frog said, “If you pick me up and kiss me I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
The golfer looked a the frog, picked it up and put it in the cart with him. He got on down to the next hole, and the frog piped up again, “Did you hear what I said? If you pick me up and kiss me I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
The golfer looked at the frog and said, “Frog, I’m 60 years old. I’d rather have a talking frog!”
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